"hooker shoes"

throughout my adolescence, i don't think i ever had the pleasure of being told by my parents that i couldn't go out "dressed like that." not because they let me go out dressed like that, but because i never even tried to leave the house looking like a scathing whore. yesterday, at the ripe old age of 20, i was finally stopped by my mother before leaving the house and told to change (??!?!?). i took off one pair of heels and put on another. better late than never. my job here is done.