thunderstorm is perfect right now.

the christmas tree shop

is unreal.

gmornin sunshine

chu doin there little lady?

april showers bring maaaaaybe i should think about moving.

life goals

i wanna be an epic meal time girl.

love the smell of mulchhhhhhhhhh

"you see those two bugs floating on the surface of the water?"
"yeah, they're banging."

dr. sarah allen, PhD.

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple." - Oscar Wilde

i bought a book for class at a used bookstore. today i discovered a note on the inside cover from whoever owned it before me.

bob,
hope you enjoy this --
see you soon,
love,
pat

"Society is what decides who's sane and who isn't." - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

funbags @ work, sure

SO POSTMODERN

the other night I was studying at home and listening to this website that plays the sound of rain. I took off my headphones only to discover that it was actually raining outside. BOOM SIMULACRA.

also RIP panda socks.

Meet the sloths from Lucy Cooke on Vimeo.

new gym playlist is grunting dudes. first time back since my ipod has been gone and it was awkward.

air smells so good

like a boss at bedtime.

I made cranberry chocolate chip cookies last night, and to quote my mom they are "numnumnum!"

omg get cuter.

gonna be the puppiest weekend

yooooou don't go here.

"whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies." - gene hill

"I'll take those hugs now!"

triscuits in the library

michelle and i play freak bingo.

• a grown man eating lunchables
• a dude skateboarding with his eyes completely closed
• unclear number of legs possessed by a professor
• and a stranger throwing chocolate truffles at me

are all valid bingo examples.

 

today michelle threw me a game changer:
a girl (unintentionally?) flashed her whole boob in bailey howe.

 

if that's allowed, i'm sure no one will mind if i eat these triscuits with the volume turned up to 11.

let me preface this with the fact that it's april 6th and snowing.

my mom sends me a text
"There's always nebraska for storm chasing but i think the winters are no better than vt."

she's finally supporting my DREAM.

new orleans

favorite sloptart

happiness is a warm APARTMENT

mondays this semester are harsher than usual. i need more than what panda cam has to offer.

married!

"kitten dick"