which of the following is NOT a stage in the HSRC (human sexual response cycle) model?
a. excitement
b. plateau
c. orgasmic
d. regret
e. resolution

hahahaha

yeah me too bro

UVM: smart people who do dumb shit

she makes me proud to be a Jenna

"i'm just so happy for you. i'm not having a rage stroke or anything."

watch out for space trash

 "if you see something the size of a bus hurdling toward you...just walk the other way."

this has been toby sacks with vital information for your everyday life.

hate nicolas cage

love this

 

also this happened.

so happy

regressing.

saw this guy sauntering around burlington yesterday.

mom, block your ears.

got about THIS drunk at my birthday party. sup jared.

i leave half finished cups of water all over the place. i'm turning into Bo from Signs. except my dog isn't gonna die because i'm not gonna leave him tied up outside during an alien invasion like a fuckin idiot.

"next time i'm in massachusetts remind me to get a hedgehog."

never thought i'd say these words, but i wish i was in florida right meow.