I will never stop loving this.

"Show me where the dirty movies are."

it's gonna be a Subaru summer.

allergic to squidbillie, aaaw

"no sex on the futon"

I've had better.

I just don't like origami that much.

lookit I got.

doyyyyyy

everybuddy's gutta lurn sumtyme

smells so good in heeeeeeeere.

uhh dad?

"The Gang Kills Kobe Bryant"

hey there billie

I like farms

Dakin Farm is da best.

spontaneous hamster purchase.

playin' with big pups!

recycle north is one of the funniest places in the world.

there's a section on BTV, holler.

loungin'

nothing bad evah happens to tha kennedys!

the best way to dry your hair is out of a moving car window, rill talk.

the security words my computer just gave me to retype were "the mucous."

disembodied laugh, my ass

right: indifferent. it pays the bills.

middle: skeptical. this camera's heavy.

left: WHO PUT THAT CHAIR THERE?

can you free me from the logic that i knew

i believe it even if it is not true