Strangecreek INDEED.

everyone should stop and think about where the fuck you would be without this lady. if it hadn't been for mavis it might have taken me days to type this sentence.

"but I am married to your charms and grace"

oh, we be ready.

Brewster!

"I'll bring the beards."

I don't have a sleeping schedule as much as I just kind of take a series of spontaneous and awkwardly-timed naps.

white russians anyone?

atta boy.

BBC's finest.

remember that time I was an art major?

bye-bye penthouse.

you better fucking recognize.

tell me how you really feel about customers, barista!

YA FREAK BITCH.

red onion, j'taime.

awkward bake sale.

hypothesis:

listening to Explosions in the Sky while studying will increase my chances of doing well on this Astronomy exam.