30 January 2011

the homeless: inspiring american youth

I don't pay a whole lot of attention to the homeless people in Burlington. as in I don't give them money. I'm not insensitive -- just the opposite. if I think too much about the homelessness situation, it upsets me. and I'm also broke as shit, except I have things I actually need to pay for. but by the same token, the homeless are kind of impossible to completely ignore here. an exchange I had with a curiously upbeat gentleman on the corner of Church St yesterday:

man: "hey is that really ginger ale in there?"
jenna: "yeah."
man: "you sure?"
jenna: "...yeah."
man: "aight, stay in school!"

and indeed I will.

28 January 2011

"If you don't know what you want,"  the doorman said, "you end up with a lot you don't."

24 January 2011

baller
the heater and the printer were just simultaneously making the craziest noises and it sounded like a GD zoo in here!

handicapped food network lineup

parapelegic chef
lazy eye chef
blindfolded chef
handicapped tailgate pre-handicapped football game
trick food
divorce dinner
silent chef
Tourette's chef
Paula vs. Sarah
toothless chef
Chopped: with inedible things
drunk chef
puppet chef
nauseous chef (airs right after drunk chef)
dog chef
child chef

edit: honey i shrunk the kitchen

23 January 2011

second attempt much better-looking but equally as delicious.
"I've been to Vermont before. the more North, the more back in time it is. then finally in Montreal it's 1998." - Dave Harvey

22 January 2011

(scorching) heat included

it's 7 degrees right now and I'm sleepin with the window open.
you know you're in for it when burlington issues a 'cold weather warning.'

19 January 2011

on a completely different note

simmons and I went to, what the studio schedule indicated to be, a beginner level yoga class. because I was given faulty information this could have been potentially damaging to our bodies/dignity, but no worries it was juuusssst flooooowwwww.

paula deen butter queen

sexual innuendos on the food network

18 January 2011

they said the past won't rest

until we jump the fence and leave it behind

and my old friends
I can remember when
you cut your hair
we never saw you again
now the cities we live in
could be distant stars
and I search for you
in every passing car.

14 January 2011