yooooou don't go here.

"whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies." - gene hill

"I'll take those hugs now!"

triscuits in the library

michelle and i play freak bingo.

• a grown man eating lunchables
• a dude skateboarding with his eyes completely closed
• unclear number of legs possessed by a professor
• and a stranger throwing chocolate truffles at me

are all valid bingo examples.

 

today michelle threw me a game changer:
a girl (unintentionally?) flashed her whole boob in bailey howe.

 

if that's allowed, i'm sure no one will mind if i eat these triscuits with the volume turned up to 11.

let me preface this with the fact that it's april 6th and snowing.

my mom sends me a text
"There's always nebraska for storm chasing but i think the winters are no better than vt."

she's finally supporting my DREAM.

new orleans

favorite sloptart

happiness is a warm APARTMENT

mondays this semester are harsher than usual. i need more than what panda cam has to offer.

married!

"kitten dick"