the security words my computer just gave me to retype were "the mucous."

disembodied laugh, my ass

right: indifferent. it pays the bills.

middle: skeptical. this camera's heavy.

left: WHO PUT THAT CHAIR THERE?

can you free me from the logic that i knew

i believe it even if it is not true

Strangecreek INDEED.

everyone should stop and think about where the fuck you would be without this lady. if it hadn't been for mavis it might have taken me days to type this sentence.

"but I am married to your charms and grace"

oh, we be ready.

Brewster!

"I'll bring the beards."

I don't have a sleeping schedule as much as I just kind of take a series of spontaneous and awkwardly-timed naps.

white russians anyone?

atta boy.

BBC's finest.

remember that time I was an art major?