kiss each other clean

whole album is good

we have growth!

NO ONE KNOWS.

the homeless: inspiring american youth

I don't pay a whole lot of attention to the homeless people in Burlington. as in I don't give them money. I'm not insensitive -- just the opposite. if I think too much about the homelessness situation, it upsets me. and I'm also broke as shit, except I have things I actually need to pay for. but by the same token, the homeless are kind of impossible to completely ignore here. an exchange I had with a curiously upbeat gentleman on the corner of Church St yesterday:

man: "hey is that really ginger ale in there?"
jenna: "yeah."
man: "you sure?"
jenna: "...yeah."
man: "aight, stay in school!"

and indeed I will.

"If you don't know what you want,"  the doorman said, "you end up with a lot you don't."

i made cheesecake

south union is the place to BE.

tomato and cucumber salad with dill because it reminds me of israaaeeeel.

botanist

first rule about fight club is you don't talk about fight club.

baller

the heater and the printer were just simultaneously making the craziest noises and it sounded like a GD zoo in here!

handicapped food network lineup

parapelegic chef
lazy eye chef
blindfolded chef
handicapped tailgate pre-handicapped football game
trick food
divorce dinner
silent chef
Tourette's chef
Paula vs. Sarah
toothless chef
Chopped: with inedible things
drunk chef
puppet chef
nauseous chef (airs right after drunk chef)
dog chef
child chef

edit: honey i shrunk the kitchen

second attempt much better-looking but equally as delicious.