i recently realized that this is my last summer being in college, which is kinda daunting. it also lit a proverbial fire under my ass. i feel luckier than reeses puffs today.

my grandmother likes to party

these are some favorite picture messages i've received in the last several months or so.

max hangin out at 167

so jazzed about the soccer mullet

pupcakes

mom sending me proof of her extensive and exotic travels.

i called my house at 6 AM

me: my first thought was that we have ghosts.
dad: jenna. you don't have ghosts.
mom (in the background): ghosts don't stomp.
me: fine, a demon, whatever.
mom: ahahahah. have you been watching ghost adventures?

REGARDLESS.

our basement looks like an episode of ghost adventures was filmed there.

someone called me at work and proceeded to ask me questions about my feet. it's not just my job, it's burlington. it's cray.

"sister sister" tia and tamara were judges on iron chef. surprised they even had time for that. go home, roger.

getting a little ahead of ourselves, aren't we?

burgs and k-bobs in tha yahd

burlington in the summer should remind everyone why they moved here in the first place.
we've been without internet for a while, so lately can be summed up by the following

WW(U)JD

JOHN STAMOS? i can't explain the shirtlessness other than with the fact that he just walks around the house like that, but clearly there's a bigger issue at hand.

what if i've been trying to get to where i've always been?
what if we've been trying to get to where we've always been?
simple math believe me, all is brilliant

what if it was true that all we thought was right, was wrong?

homeless man: can i hide these bottles in your house? i'll come get them later. would that bother you?
jenna: yeaaaah that'd bother me.